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(I have no memory of this story... and clearly, my habit of not finishing things is very obvious in this story)
MY LIFE AFTER HIM -first draft-
Love. I dont even remember why i ever believed in it. all it does it make a person happy then slam them back on the ground with a thud when something goes wrong. I Dont know how i ever found it appealing. It should go die. he swore he would love me forever. he swore hed never leave. he told me he loved me. so did the love just magically go away. or is he just a lieing asshole. I heard that he would do that. I was warned not to fall for him but i couldnt help it and i decided to give him a chance. it was amazing while it lasted. he was perfect. but then he was gone. he already has a new girlfriend. not that im constantly checking his facebook status... Its not like i know that exactly 6 hours after he left me his relationship status went from Single to In a Relationship or that right after that his status went from Alone to I Love Chrissy so much. what kind of name is chrissy anyways. it sounds like a cat or a stuffed animal. I bet shes a dumb slutty blonde. fake chest, fake face, fake everything. knowing him i bet shes just turned 18 and looking for an "older man" that would be just like him to ump me for something like that. hes 35. when we started dating he told me i was the first person he had ever gone out with that was his age. That should have been the first sign that it would all end but i was so in love i didnt care. i remember when he first asked me out. he came to my office with a single black rose. yes a black rose. he claimed he thought it was pretty. now i think he was secretly calling me an old hag. all my coworkers just stopped and watched. yay for me to get the people i hate most to pay attention to me while i lost all my senses. well enough about that asshole. onto the real point of this story. My life after him.
"Hey Jenn" Tina, my boss, said as she walked towards me "I want you to train the new guy"
"I though Alex normally does the training" i replied
"This guy, Joss, is taking Alex's place, Alex moved to New Jersey last month after he got married..." she said with a sligh duh ish sound to it.
"Alex got married!!!!" i said shocked
"yeah and he wasnt surprised that you didnt show up" she said.
"oh wow i feel bad now i knew nothing about it." i replied
"you knew.... for liek 3 months" she said.
"no i didnt but oh well, so when does the new guy come in?" i asked
"around noon, and good luck with him, hes a bit eccentric" she said.
"and you want me to train him....." i said shocked
"try not to be too harsh...." she said worridly then walked off.
Around 12 15 he finally got there. i walked over to him.
(OOOh my attempt at a TV show!!!! This had more untyped too... And it was actually pretty entertaining... Its all lost too. )
Principal Parker (Working Title)
By Katherine Stuthman
Fade In
Woman walking down school hallway
Emily Parker (v.o.)
I couldn't figure out what was going through my mind when I accepted the job. I wasn't even sure why Jaylie thought I would make a good principal, I mean I was only a substitute teacher. But now, as I was walking down the halls of Feylin Grove High School I felt strangely excited about this new "adventure" I was about to embark on.
Main Office
Emily walks in and goes to secretary
Emily
Hello, I am Emily Parker, the new, um, Principal.
Anna White
Oh My God. Jaylie really does have a good sense of humor
Emily
What?
Jaylie walks in
Jaylie
Anna be nice. Welcome to our school, Emily.
Anna
Wait, she's really the new principal???
Jaylie
Yes and you're probably lucky she can't fire you.
Anna
I'm so soory, it's just that you're so... different.... From our last principal.
Emily
Um, it's okay. (turns to Jaylie) So , where do I need to go?
Jaylie
This way, there are a few papers you need to sign then I will show you your office.
Show Emily signing papers
Entering office
Emily (v.o.)
Well, there was nothing I could do now. I am the new Principal of Feylin Grove High School and I have to be ready for anything.
Fade Out
Break
Fade In
Office
Emily (v.o)
I wasn't really sure what to expect. I was getting ready to introduce myself to the whole school and I was NERVOUS.
Show full auditorium
Jaylie walks on stage
Jaylie
Okay everyone settle down
Auditorium goes silent
Jaylie
Ok now I would like to introduce you to the new principal, Emily Parker.
Emily walks on stage
Still silent
Emily (v.o.)
I imagined 25 ways to die within those 3 seconds walking on stage and all of them sounded better then being on the stage there.
Emily
Hello Everyone I am Emily Parker (pause start pacing stage) I guess I will start by telling you all a bit about me. I grew up in many places but I went to high school in a smallish town in Nevada. I have 2 sisters and a brother. And I used to be a substitute teacher. I am very excited to be your new principal and I think this is going to be an excellent ye.... Ahhhhh
(Falls of stage)
Fade Out
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