Ok heres the last of my old stories.
The Big Bang Theory
kock knock knock
"penny"
kock knock knock
"penny"
kock knock knock
"penny"
Penny opened her door
"Sheldon its 2 in the morning"
"yes I know, I dont see your point"
penny sighed
"ok sheldon what do you want"
"I recieved these tickets to the movie 'Hes Just Not That Into You' and none of teh guys will go with me"
"okay..."
"so will you?"
"will i what?"
"go to the movie with me"
"oh, um, sure, you know thats like a chick flick right?"
"Yes, I am going to reseach for a personal expirement"
"okay, when is it?"
"tonight at 7"
"ok see you then"
she started to close her door
"wait, penny"
"what shledon?"
"what time will we have to leave?"
"probably around 6 15 okay"
"alright see you at breakfast"
"what?"
"oh you know, you come over every saturday morning, i assume the same for today"
"oh okay, see you at breakfast"
she closed the door and went back to sleep.
Life With Derek
(Real short)
The bell rang
"casey"
"oh hey noel whats up?"
"I was wondering if youre going to the poetry reading tonight"
"yea i am, are you?"
"yeah, Im really glad youre going to this one"
"me too, I've missed them"
"yeah, well i cant wait to see you there"
casey walked home to work on her poem.
The Office
(Here's the Big one!!!!)
As Pam hun up the phone, Jim walked up to her desk.
"hey"
"hey, did you see Dwights car this morning"
"yeah, did you do that?"
"yes i did"
"wow, hes really upset about that. Great job!"
"haha thanks, so hows your day going?"
"oretty boring but Micahel isnt answering any calls so ive been making up excises for him"
"sounds fun"
"It Is! my favorite so far was when Jan called, I told her he went to the zoo to hug the pigs"
"wow, did she believe you?"
"no but she did say that it did sound like something he would do"
"haha, So a bunch of us are going to take over the conference room after work and watch some movies, we will probably order pizza too, you in?"
"definitely that sounds like alot of fun"
"oh here comes Dwight"
"Why is his hair green?"
"he may have parked his car under a tree with a bucketful of hair dye in it and i guess the squirrels arent friends with him" Jim smiled.
"haha thats great"
"yea and i found this awesome hair dye that cant be dyed over"
"Awesome"
"JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dwight Yelled.
"ooo yay a show!" Pam said. Jim Smiled.
"hey Dwight you have something in your hair" Jim pointed out
"Yes I know i have green hair and I know you did it!"
"um I may have put that bucket there but I didnt make it fall You must have made the squirrels mad"
"I did not make any squirrels mad, you did this!"
"how could i have done it if i have been in here talking to Pam?"
"of corse you have"
"Well if it wasnt the squirrels maybe it was something with your car?"
"I knew that was you too!!!"
"hey Dwight I think your desk really needs to be cleaned up" Pam stated after noticing a large amoung of green goop on his desk.
"OH MY GOD MY DESK!!!!" Dwight exclaimed as he rished to his desk and began frantically cleaning his desk.
"OH that was great, how'd you think of that?"
"I noticed some squirrels throwing acorns at him earlier and I figured they would drop the bucket on him."
"wow even the squirrels hate him"
"yea life here is good"
They smiled and both went back to work. Dwight continued to frantically clean his desk.
Well theres my old work! I know there are some killer ones that I will post when I find them. Most of these had endings but They never got typed. Wouldn't life be easier if I just typed them up to start with. Sadly I can't write stories that way... Which is funny considering I can type and type and type when blogging.
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